About
At Laughing Near You, we’d like to think that you, the reader, is a critical part of our site. You’re not nearly as important as us though, so here are things we thought you’d like to know about the site’s sexy contributors.
John Baker
Best Pick-up Line:
Have you ladies seen my website?
Have you accepted the Lord as your savior?
Adrian Peterson is my personal savior.
Who left all the yellow and orange Skittles in the bag?
Me.
Blonde or Brunette?
What’s today, Wednesday? Blonde.
Jon Motney
Best Pick-up Line:
I have money.
Favorite Value Meal at McDonald’s:
Number 1…Number 1…. NUMBER ONE! No, no habla espa… screw it, I’m going to Wendy’s.
Hottest Golden Girl:
The one who dies first…
Toilet seat. Up or down?
Up. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Jeff Wilson
aka “Scotty”
Best Pick-up Line:
This food is really greasy…wanna fuck?
What is your favorite episode of The OC?
The one where Ryan punches that dude.
Who is your favorite left-handed celebrity?
They all suck.
Favorite brand of at-home defibrillator?
Xbox 360.
November 6th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I heard that the makers of this site are totally into dudes.
Which rules.
Call me.
<3guilty
November 7th, 2007 at 2:33 am
To whom it may concern,
I am not going to present a big speech about how this website might just possibly bring about world order or its original portrayal of life. I’m only going to give you my praises and shoot you good vibes. .May the grace of Mother Earth bless you for what you have accomplished on this exquisite task. May all your jokes be funny.
M.B.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:29 am
I cut my balls shaving once, but there’s nothing funny about that
November 8th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Scotty-
You look beautiful in your picture. The way it makes me feel like your going to kill me and then eat my flesh like Hannibal I particularly enjoy.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Cool photoshop