You Humor Me

1:26 am Baker

The next person  to claim that I “humor” them, in some sort of reference to me being funny, gets punched in the heart. “Humor.” as a verb, has nothing to do with comedy.

Laughing Near You, as a site, also has very little to do with comedy right now.

7 Responses

  1. Hillary Rodham Clinton Says:

    these do not count as real updates.

    nice try.

  2. Barack Obama Says:

    This website needs to be updated more often.

  3. God Says:

    Do you know how busy I am - Busy damn it. And when I finally have some R&R I just want to read some good material. But no, you guys are lazy pieces of shit. I mean how busy are you, I’m busy being all cosmic and shit and your probably just masturbating.

  4. jessi Says:

    *you’re

  5. Baby Buster Says:

    WRITE SOMETHING NEW!
    please?

  6. 343 guiltyspark Says:

    seriously.
    this site freaking sucks. im sick of checking it and theres nothing.
    im seriously never coming back.

  7. Slater the Website Critic Says:

    Damn writer’s strike…

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