You Humor Me
January 24, 2008 1:26 am BakerThe next person to claim that I “humor” them, in some sort of reference to me being funny, gets punched in the heart. “Humor.” as a verb, has nothing to do with comedy.
Laughing Near You, as a site, also has very little to do with comedy right now.

January 25th, 2008 at 1:17 am
these do not count as real updates.
nice try.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
This website needs to be updated more often.
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Do you know how busy I am - Busy damn it. And when I finally have some R&R I just want to read some good material. But no, you guys are lazy pieces of shit. I mean how busy are you, I’m busy being all cosmic and shit and your probably just masturbating.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
*you’re
February 4th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
WRITE SOMETHING NEW!
please?
February 5th, 2008 at 2:16 am
seriously.
this site freaking sucks. im sick of checking it and theres nothing.
im seriously never coming back.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Damn writer’s strike…