Scottsdale and the Sorcerer’s Stone

6:31 pm Scotty

Before I can start sharing funny stuffs with everyone out there, I feel its my duty to all my fans (Hi Mom) to tell a little bit about me. First off, I was born and raised in southeast Minneapolis, where I worked as an apprentice for a blacksmith for the first 7 years of my life. After my 22 hour work days, I was locked up and fed crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Bugles. One night during a harsh blizzard I was able to escape the opression of my master via the underground railroad, which to my dissapointment wasn’t a railroad at all. Througout my travels, I gathered enough money by various means (mostly prostitution) to afford a brand new laptop.  Which brings us to right now, where I am currently using McDonald’s free wi-fi to type this to all my fans (lol Hi Mom).

Well now that I got that out of the way and you all pretty much know exactly who I am, I can get to the important stuff. I will post movies and posts and ideas and stories and maybe pictures. Now back to watching Legally Blonde…

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