I’m Going to be so Drunk at my High School Reunion

4:00 pm Motney

Sweet title huh? I’m gonna try something a little different today and just observe my surroundings. I am in my Developmental Psych class and there’s nothing better than being surrounded by sorority girls and listening to their conversations about Congress and preserving the environment. Example:

Sorostitute #1: Hey babe! Guess what! My birthday is tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorostitute #2: LOLZZZ! (almost passes out) My grandbig’s twin’s birthday is in 2 days!

#1: O      m         g. That is so weird. It’s like “The X Files.”

First of all, this situation is in no way like ANY episode of The X Files unless one of the sorostitutes started spitting out mass amounts of slime or an alien walked into the class and did…alien stuff. The X Files was an earlier version of the CSI shows. Something crazy happens at the beginning, Detectives follow clues, and then the situation is resolved…kinda. The only difference is that there was not a single drop of semen in The X Files. Except for the little amount in Scully’s snatch graciously placed there by Mulder in between takes. A little too graphic? Maybe, but there’s no doubt in my mind that they banged like the crazy alien chasing freaks they are.

Disengagement Theory: In order to cope with aging, an elderly person should gradually withdraw from society.

Badass. Agreed. This way I don’t have to watch news reports of some 80 year-old running over an entire parade.

OK well I think that’s going to conclude my post for today. The sorostitutes have been silenced and my professor has lost my attention for good.

9 Responses

  1. Baker Says:

    That was disgusting…

  2. Motney Says:

    Too real for your virgin ears babe?

  3. jenna Says:

    Dear Motney,

    Please be a little more entertaining next time.

    Thank you.

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  5. jessi Says:


    Motney it was ok I laughed a little.

    John stop being mean to your friend, otherwise he might not sit through gilmore girls with you anymore!

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