Proverbs that suck

5:12 pm Baker

“If I had a nickel for every time…”

If you had a nickel for everytime something happened, that thing would have to happen 100 times for you to even have $5. Big deal.

Why is this Big Mac on a plate?
After 100 times, you could almost get a #1 at McDonalds.

This saying sucks. I want a saying that is going to make me more money much faster. And you can’t just say, “if I had a quarter for every time…” because proverbs don’t adjust for inflation.

4 Responses

  1. jessi Says:

    this made my night.

  2. jenna Says:


  3. Pooper Says:

    who want’s a number 5? i’m going with the double quarter pounder meal every time. you could say it’s my goto

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