Confusing conversations

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After a fraternity brother learns that his roommate is a crossdresser:

“What’s with the bra, brah?”

Add bonus confusion points if one of their names is Thong.

We are gonna be so rich

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Soooooooo rich

That’s right, that’s the first cent that we’ve made from this website. Damn, at this rate, we’ll break even in… I don’t know 3 years of something, but that’s not important. I’m not that good at math anyway

The point is, thanks to you guys visiting our site, and Google providing us with ads, we’re gonna be rich.

Now to go print this off and have it framed. We can hang it in the living room. My mom is going to be so proud.

Good news Mom, thanks to this site, you won’t have to give me money for food or gas anymore soon. Just kidding. Don’t ever stop that. Seriously, I’m your firstborn.

Proverbs that suck

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“If I had a nickel for every time…”

If you had a nickel for everytime something happened, that thing would have to happen 100 times for you to even have $5. Big deal.

Why is this Big Mac on a plate?
After 100 times, you could almost get a #1 at McDonalds.

This saying sucks. I want a saying that is going to make me more money much faster. And you can’t just say, “if I had a quarter for every time…” because proverbs don’t adjust for inflation.

That’s the world I one day wanna live in

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Well, I never said that I was very timely.

I don't think there were even 47 copies of Smokin' Aces sold

Hey, guess who’s…

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FIRST!

Or is that only funny in comments?

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